The thrilling and moste interesting travels of Severus Snape: Wizard, Professor, Deatheater-Turned-Spy, Headmaster of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry for a time, Potions Master, and all around Snarky (and some would say Greasy) Git. Though secretly, and not-so-secretly, loved by all.
(As portrayed in fictional adaptations of his life by brilliant (and attractive) British actor Alan Rickman, known for such works as the sheepishly sexy Colonel Brandon, the dramatically devine Alexander Dane, and the gorgeously German Hans Gruber who anyone with half a brain would not object to be taken hostage by. Though, by far, his portrayal of Severus Snape in the 8 Harry Potter films is his best performance yet. But that could also be helped by the fascinating brilliance of the character he plays.)