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SNAPE VS THE WORLD

The thrilling and moste interesting travels of Severus Snape: Wizard, Professor, Deatheater-Turned-Spy, Headmaster of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry for a time, Potions Master, and all around Snarky (and some would say Greasy) Git. Though secretly, and not-so-secretly, loved by all.
(As portrayed in fictional adaptations of his life by brilliant (and attractive) British actor Alan Rickman, known for such works as the sheepishly sexy Colonel Brandon, the dramatically devine Alexander Dane, and the gorgeously German Hans Gruber who anyone with half a brain would not object to be taken hostage by. Though, by far, his portrayal of Severus Snape in the 8 Harry Potter films is his best performance yet. But that could also be helped by the fascinating brilliance of the character he plays.)

Snape is always a big hit at parties, much to his own displeasure.

Snape is always a big hit at parties, much to his own displeasure.

"Bloody muggles!"

"Ugh. Please don’t remind me of Hogwarts feasts. Children full of sugar, it’s a horrid nightmare."

"Ugh. Please don’t remind me of Hogwarts feasts. Children full of sugar, it’s a horrid nightmare."

Snape has connections in all the upper circles, even in the muggle world. No magic required to get into any party he wants.

Snape has connections in all the upper circles, even in the muggle world. No magic required to get into any party he wants.

One can never say no to free chocolate. Even Snape. Though he will deny it vehemently and probably hex you for even mentioning it.

One can never say no to free chocolate. Even Snape. Though he will deny it vehemently and probably hex you for even mentioning it.

"I am retired. I will stay wherever I choose."

"I am retired. I will stay wherever I choose."

You can tell how much Snape loves being a tourist.

You can tell how much Snape loves being a tourist.

The Muggle version of Malfoy Manor, minus the peacocks.

The Muggle version of Malfoy Manor, minus the peacocks.

Be prepared, Snape has taken Tinseltown by storm in his usual snide fashion.

Be prepared, Snape has taken Tinseltown by storm in his usual snide fashion.

Snape thoroughly enjoyed his stay. Please disregard his scoffing.

Snape thoroughly enjoyed his stay. Please disregard his scoffing.

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